It has been a long week (already ) at work so I am just going to share some silliness that was shared with me.
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once....or twice.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
One nice thing about egotists....they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height....which varies.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
And a little known fact....
The first testicular guard "cup" was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means it took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
That's all folks!
Okay, sorry, I'll go back to work now.