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Mom's say the darndest things too.
I'm sure that as mom's we have all said things that we never thought would come out of our mouths.....no I don't mean those kinds of things, I mean the funny kind of things. My daughter-in-law. Leah, included these entries in her list on FB of "Things I Never Thought I'd say before 8 a.m.":
No more lip gloss on the wall, honey.
I'm not playing baseball with anyone who's not wearing pants.
One of her friends added:
I'm sorry that I threw carrots at you this morning.
And a couple of my all time favorites:
It's really not a good idea to lick the trash can.
No, that really is a worm, not a noodle, so take it out of your mouth.
What have you said as a mom or a grandmom that you never thought you'd say?