SBF seeks male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant. I'm a young, svelte good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call 555-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
The many callers responding to the ad reached the Humane Society. Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.