Sunday, January 10, 2010

Blog Reading Can Apparently Be Messy




Reading blogs is fun and and reading comments can be even more fun. I've seen some comments lately that sound like the blogs being read are so funny or shocking or gross that the commentor might need to have a towel or a bib or maybe even a diaper handy while they read. Yes, it seems blog reading can be very messy.
These are real comments from real blogs.

OMG, I'm laughing so hard I am spewing coffee out of my nose.


Gawwwwd! I can't tell you how many times I gagged reading that.


Your  story made me throw up in my mouth just a little.


OH MY FREAKN' WORD! I just peed my pants and choked on my own saliva. 


When I read that my jaw dropped so far down that my teeth fell out.


You've got to be kidding! That was panty-peeing funny.


OMG, I'm laughing so hard reading this, I'm going to have to go to the bathroom, might just pee myself!!


I laughed so hard at that I am going to have to lie to my boss about why there is coffee spewed all over my desk.

I'm not kidding, I laughed so hard reading this that I got a bloody nose.

I haven't laughed that hard since Grandma fell down the stairs. You made me pee my pants.

For the record, I have giggled, laughed and even guffawed, but I haven't, yet, spewed or peed.

15 comments:

  1. No spewing or peeing here either yet; but I do admit to an occasional snort. Funny post.

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  2. I know just how they feel. Been there many times. That just means there is lots of good reading in blogs.

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  3. Oh Jeanie! Some of those comments sound familiar! I do love a good hilarious irreverent silly gross post.

    Touche!

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  4. I know what you mean......Let´s keep it real! And think about what we are saying.

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  5. Haha, I think somewhere along the lines people got "little white lie" mixed up with "compliment". My mom always told me to say thank you and compliment the person who gave a gift/took time talking to me/spent time listening to me/whatever....
    my point is when I comment I try to compliment to but I agree we need to keep it real.....or at the very least do more kegels! =D

    ~Autumn

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  6. I've seen comments like that on posts that were genuinely funny or witty, then felt like I should read it again to see if I missed something that was THAT funny! I think there was a little exaggerating going on!

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  7. I'm guilty of this. But it is more descriptive than saying "LOL".

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  8. well thank the lord b/c that's just gross

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  9. This made me laugh - but in a good way.

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  11. Brim over I to but I think the post should acquire more info then it has.

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