The other day I noticed that I perked right up and listened when I heard an ad for Fruit of the Loom women's underwear. It described the underwear as ultra-soft, comfortable, and flexible. (Huh?)
I can't remember the last time I perked up and paid attention to an ad for Victoria's Secret women's underwear. (Do they even have men's underwear?)
I think this may (sadly) officially confirm that I am really old.
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